Tuesday, November 4, 2008

**********COMPUTER V/S MUSIC***********

# Local Variable - Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai, pal do pal meri hasti hain....

#Global Variable - Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai, har ik pal meri hasti hai.....

#Null Pointers - Mera jevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

#Dangling Pointers - Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

#Goto - Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru kahan khatam, yeh manzilen hain kaun si, na woh samajh sake na hum

#Two recursive functions calling each other - - Mughe kuch kehna hai, Mughe bhi kuch khena hai, pehle tum, pehle tum....

#The debugger - Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera oh humnawaz...

#COM Programming in VC++ - Roop tera mastana, Pyar mera deewana, Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye....

#From VC++ to VB - Yeh haseen vaadiyan, Yeh khula asmaan, Aa gaye hum kahan

#Untrackable bug - Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se...

#Unexpected bug (especially during presentation to client) - - Ye kya hua, kaise hua, kab hua, khon hua....

#And then to the client - Jab hua, tab hua, O Chhodo, ye na socho...

#Load Balancing - Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega, mil kar bojh uthana.....

#Modem (modem talk on a busy connection) - - Suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch hua kya? abhee to nahin....

#Windows getting open sourced - Parde mein rahne do Parda na uthao.....

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