U will Agree to this......Man and Women

> Life is indeed cruel to men. When they are born their mothers get > compliments and flowers, when they get married their brides get > presents and publicity and when they die their wives get the > sympathies and the insurance money. I sincerely believe that > whosoever termed the fair sex as the weaker sex has done an unfair > thing since the weaker sex is indeed the stronger sex because of > the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex. > > The world is full of men who convert this weakness into a lifelong > bondage, euphemistically called 'marriage'. Alas, they forget that > as bachelors they were longingly looked upon by the weaker sex as > 'a thing of beauty and BOY forever' and they roamed around like a > rolling stone that gathers no boss. But unwittingly, like fools, > they rush into a venture where even angels fear to tread. They are > perhaps too innocent to realise that marriage is the name of the > game where the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets > her master's degree. > > But different bachelors have different compulsions to walk into > this bondage. Sometimes stealing a kiss leads to 'life > imprisonment' - a perfect example of crime and punishment. Some > others walk into this trap after calculating that it is cheaper to > marry a girl and keep her home than not to marry and take her out. > > But those who marry in haste repent in leisure also. It is true > that marriages are made in heaven but when the couple join hands on > the earth it becomes just another union that defies management. As > the resonance of the weddding recede into the background the notes > of discord start appearing and the 'better half' starts looking > like the bitter half. It does not take long for the man to wonder > what happened to the girl he married and for the girl to wonder > what happened to the man she didn't. But most often the discord > happens on account of the average husband's ambition to be able to > afford what his wife is spending. As it always happens in such > cases, the joint account is never over-drawn by the wife, it is > always under-deposited by the husband. > > Old couples however say that such differences between husband and > wife are only spice of conjugal relationships; for, where there is > no difference there must be a vast degree of indifference. The > harmony arising out of love is the essence that sustains marital > happiness. It has certain well defined secrets. To be happy with a > man you must love him a little and understand him a lot. To be > happy with a woman you have to love her a lot and understand her a > little. Mutual trust and confidence is the other touchstone of > marital harmony, as every husband expects himself to be his wife's > first love while every wife hopes herself to be her husband's last > romance. > > In the ultimate analysis, however, marriage turns out to be an > American cafetaria: you choose what you like and pay for it > later. What you pay and how much you pay depends upon your > luck. For, it takes quite a bit of luck to make a wife out of a > woman. Remember! God created Woman after Man, and ever since then > she has been after man. >